Mmm, sausages

So you’re six years old. You’re enjoying a yummy snack of warmed up sausages. Mmm, sausages. But now you have to go to the bathroom. But if you leave your plate near the edge of the table the dog might hop up and gobble your sausages. What do you do? What do you do?

You slide your plate toward the middle of the table and partially cover it with that twirly centrepiece thing.